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RED TORNADO in PERIL OF THE PENNY PLUNDERER     Suddenly, a shriek pierced the quiet night!     "Help!  Somebody, anybody, help!"     At a corner store of no repute, an old shopkeeper wailed for aid.  Nearby neighbors came to see what the matter was, followed almost immediately by the police.  The officers waded through the anxious crowd to get to the distraught shopkeeper.     "Mrs. Lamb, what's wrong?" asked one of the officers. "Another break-in?"     "Oh, yes!" the old lady cried.     "That's three in the past month alone!" another officer remarked.     "What did they steal, Mrs. Lamb?"     "My money!  They took all the mo